Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club

Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club Sunday XI squad

Sunday XI

Captain : Jon Cuff

Sod off!

Vice Captain : Steve Gauke

Ex -Club Chairman and all round good onion. Loves a tough pre match warm up.
Players
Peter Boughton
Promising youngster (1964) - still to fulfill potential. Right hand bat but occasionally uses left as well. Comments on bowling have been censored.
Stuart Boulter
Fast bowler & frustrated opening batsman!
Alex Burman
Former No. 1 Regulator in Suffolk and West London. Walk of shame specialist. Bowls rockets and also enjoys the 90% sugar in VK's. The King of Roehampton university, loves to go egg chasing in the winter, mixed with consuming copious amounts of alcohol. Has a very good sliced right shot on a par 3. Naturally gifted at most sports!!
Steve Catchpole
Right Arm Medium Bowler
Rand Hand Bat
Nathan Scarff
Joined in 2016, and immediately is in the running for the duck bat. Kit is most likely to be found hidden around the club. Supplier of 20 Chicken Nuggs for members who played a dodgy raincard. Certainly can't handle a beer! TERRIBLE FIELDER, AVERAGE BLOKE
David Searle

Legend! 

Don't ask him about South African rugby 

Jamie Smith
Third team skipper
On the social committee
On the cricket committee
Sponsorship co-ordinator
4 children, 80 hours a week work, play football, golf, cricket and at least 4 times a week at home they call him

STAMINA SMITH
Archie Wilkinson

Legendary leg spinner
Mr.Olympia candidate 2014
Severely underrated googly

Drinks pints of Jager for breakfast followed by 10 recovery fags

Flashes his barb and hits absolute bombs including one into a house at Sudbury. But has been exiled to Hadleigh...!

Now learning to jump on people's back in London to earn bare dollar. Voms after consecutively necking 10 Smirnoff Ices. 

 

Henry Wilkinson
the Doc, getting older by the day, but thoroughly enjoying my re-introduction to cricket since joining the club. house full of keen cricketers, Soo (wife) captain of the ladies and coaches the girls, Flo plays for the ladies and for U15 Suffolk girls, Archie in the U15s and plays for south Suffolk district. Me, the only one that hasn't had any form of try-out for suffolk! like a magners if you're offering near the bar!
Olly Williams

Will often be found arguing with someone or moaning. Regularly shells easy chances as the worst fielder at the club. Developing pie chucker

Scott Wootton
Wicket Keeper, right hand bat, always got one eye on Toby Allerton, club serial killer. Now developed an aversion to pre match warm ups, preferring a long walk to the village shop. Loves his kip and will take the chance to get 40 winks anywhere he can - doesn't mind dribbling on furniture and annoying everyone with his loud snoring.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All2079700554312
20197600100
201810200260
2017141100120
2016171100330
2015201000262
201417400670
201319900820
201224600792
201118400815
201018800721
2009201100810
2008231500242