Don't ask him about South African rugby
Legendary leg spinner
Mr.Olympia candidate 2014
Severely underrated googly
Drinks pints of Jager for breakfast followed by 10 recovery fags
Flashes his barb and hits absolute bombs including one into a house at Sudbury. But has been exiled to Hadleigh...!
Now learning to jump on people's back in London to earn bare dollar. Voms after consecutively necking 10 Smirnoff Ices.
Will often be found arguing with someone or moaning. Regularly shells easy chances as the worst fielder at the club. Developing pie chucker