Right Arm Very Slow Bowler,
Right Hand Bat ( Leading Run Scorer )
Most Disliked Player at the Club,
Most likely to upset somebody for no reason.
Nicknames:- Nose, Rash, Dobbie, Smeegle, The Model, Copdock's Harris.
Apart from the above, Nose has excelled over the past two years, he's given up coca cola, lost weight, found Adele and scored some key runs.
Following the trauma of two lung collapses, James' first wicket back was a fine leg side stumping from Andy Burch. He hasn't been able to play the par 3 10th at Purdis properly since.
James' acting career has progressed after starring as an extra in band of brothers, he played Gollum in the Twin Towers but wasn't asked back for upsetting too many people. Never recovered from a rejection for Schindlers List.
A regular cheater, will try and get one up in any scenario. Picks his nose and eats it sometimes. Always in trouble at school. Inferior sibling. Failed batmaker.
house wives favourite. Club Graphic designer. An interesting story about banana's floating around from his youth. Was a spinner, now an opening batsman, servere on anything short. Another very nice man!
Extremely talented player, hits mega bombs, will play 1's at some point. Stay clear when he's out, he's a bat, helmet and glove thrower!