Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club

Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club 2nd XI squad

2nd XI

Captain : Nathan Scarff

Joined in 2016, and immediately won the duck bat. Cannot handle a beer. Will finish Uni aged 25. 'Works' at Lords...so he's told EVERYONE. Permanent owner of the Flamingo.

Vice Captain : Hugh Thomas

Former lower order thrasher, now dour and dull opening batsmen with limited ability. Suspect against good bowling.

Up and coming new ball bowler, though needs to shift a stone and discover a group of muscles also known as a core.
Players
James East
Right Arm Very Slow Bowler,
Right Hand Bat ( Leading Run Scorer )
Chief Sledger,
Most Disliked Player at the Club,
Senior Pro, 
Most likely to upset somebody for no reason.
Nicknames:- Nose, Rash, Dobbie, Smeegle, The Model, Copdock's Harris.

Apart from the above, Nose has excelled over the past two years, he's given up coca cola, lost weight, found Adele and scored some key runs.

Following the trauma of two lung collapses, James' first wicket back was a fine leg side stumping from Andy Burch. He hasn't been able to play the par 3 10th at Purdis properly since. 

James' acting career has progressed after starring as an extra in band of brothers, he played Gollum in the Twin Towers but wasn't asked back for upsetting too many people. Never recovered from a rejection for Schindlers List.

A regular cheater, will try and get one up in any scenario. Picks his nose and eats it sometimes. Always in trouble at school. Inferior sibling. Failed batmaker.
Tom Jenkin
house wives favourite. Club Graphic designer. An interesting story about banana's floating around from his youth. Was a spinner, now an opening batsman, servere on anything short. Another very nice man!
Jack Mexome
Extremely talented player, hits mega bombs, will play 1's at some point. Stay clear when he's out, he's a bat, helmet and glove thrower! 
Donald Mlambo

Batting All-Rounder 

    

Reuben Sharpe
Opening bat, great net bowler now and again... Mostly scores daddy teens... Electric in the field. 
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWonDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All497239041656326
2020253005152
2019221500412
2018235001521
2017221300603
2016221400323
2015221300810
2014221301530
2013221201522
201222600970
2011221000903
2010221000732
2009221500610
2008181100421
2007191200511
2006193001150
20056400101
20046200400
200316800431
200215700800
2001211401321
200018500922
19993115001330
19983214011241
1997281500940