Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club

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Woolpit v Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club 2nd XI on Sat 05 Jul 2008 at 2pm
Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club Lost by 5 wickets

Match report Following the juvenile abuse I suffered at the hands of what turned out sadly to be the majority; I am struggling to fight back the tears as I write what can only be described as a ball ache of a report.

I met Jono ‘Olbas Oil’ Absolon this week, a fine fellow. I had to wait to see him bowl and sat and watched the solid start our top 4 created on a flat pitch with a fantastic outfield. I asked their groundsman if he asked for a massage on club expenses, he said no, mind you looking at him he could do with one.

Anyway, Baker 73 and Banham 92 not out, were my pick of the batsman. I walked past Baker to join Banham in the middle (on 67). As I approached him he looked at me with distress upon his face, he looked like he had been in a Jacob’s cream cracker eating competition. Obviously knackered I called for a drink for him and encouraged him to get a hundred. He looked at me in disbelief, but what a great effort and not far off!

We totalled 247, a good score but unfortunately not enough. We bowled well and for a couple of silly slip ups on the catching front we put in a good fielding display. My mate Jono bowled well and returned figures 14-1-47-1. Good figures on any day and particularly in the context of this game. Long serving member and wicket taker S Catchpole was relegated to 3rd change. I found this hard to believe. If twat features actually one the toss our bowlers could have the new ball!!!

It all came down to the last ball and sadly with 2 to win, it got hit over the infield for four. A good game however – all to do next week, although the forecast is already arse wiping bad!

J Cuff

Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club 2nd XI Batting
Player Name RunsMB4s6sSRCtStRo
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TOTAL :
1nb 5w 2b 6lb 
for 5 wickets
14
247
        
Tom Davey ct & b Taylor 27
Steve Gauke ct Parker b Taylor 8
Adam Baker st King b Eeles 73
Kevin Banham Not Out  92 1
Jon Cuff ct Terblanche b Parker 23
Graham Underwood st King b Parker 8 2
James Druitt Not Out  2
Toby Allerton  
Scott Wootton  
Steve Catchpole  
Jono Absolon  

Woolpit Bowling

Player nameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
I Firth7.012600.003.71
G Taylor10.0050225.005.00
T Parker12.0160230.005.00
M Dinkele6.013200.005.33
L Tereblanche4.002000.005.00
M Eetes6.0051151.008.50

Woolpit Batting
Player name RMB4s6sSR
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TOTAL :
 
for 5 wickets
0
250 (45.0 overs)
     
A Newcombe Caught  11
L Tereblanche Caught  41
R King Lbw  71
M Eetes Caught  23
T Parker Not Out  56
T Dehaan Run out  30
M Hobbs Not Out  5
G Taylor  
G Dehaan  
I Firth  
M Dinkele  

Copdock & Old Ipswichian Cricket Club 2nd XI Bowling

Player NameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
Jono Absolon14.0147147.003.36
Graham Underwood8.014200.005.25
James Druitt9.0042142.004.67
Kevin Banham9.0069234.507.67
Steve Catchpole5.003900.007.80